Replacement Bumpers BoltonFunny Bumper Stickers
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You don’t see them as often as you used to, but during our 35 years of being in the scrap car business we’ve seen some funny bumper stickers on cars coming into our Bolton scrap yard.
And we’ve been having a think about which car bumper stickers were our favourites.
Here’s a few we can still remember from bumpers off cars that have been in our Bolton breakers yard and given us a good chuckle:
“NO BABY ON BOARD! – DUREX”
“NATURAL LEADER AHEAD, YOU’RE FOLLOWING ONE NOW”
“DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M NOT THAT KIND OF CAR”
“I’M ONLY SPEEDING ‘COS I NEED THE LOO.”
“BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS, THEY’LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.”
“I BET GOD WOULD USE HIS INDICATORS.”
“WATCH OUT FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND ME.”
“I’VE GOT THE PERFECT BODY – BUT IT’S IN THE TRUNK & STARTING TO SMELL”
“SORRY FOR DRIVING SO CLOSE IN FRONT OF YOU.”
“ADULTS ON BOARD – WE WANNA LIVE TOO.”
Yes you do see some funny things come in the yard.
The state of some vehicles for scrap that are brought in on our tow trucks from all across the UK can be eye-opening too.
Our collection agents are diligent and very responsive and you can arrange to scrap your car 24/7 with The Scrappers.
So if you’ve been searching for local scrap yards no matter where you are in the country don’t be surprised if we are your first port of call.
Because when you want to find the nearest scrap yard, The Scrappers are here. We are everyone’s local scrap yard.
And that can really mean for you if it is a scrap my car Scotland request, or a scrap car Macclesfield mission. We’ve had calls from people asking, ‘how do I scrap my car Halifax, I’m based there?’ and we explain how our system works.
We have agents dotted all around including Halifax who can come and collect you scrap car for free, you see. Alternatively it maybe a customer requiring a collect scrap van for free, collect scrap truck for free, even.
You can do it all online too. You can literally find out any burning car scrap question, which may be, ‘I want to scrap my car Blackburn way, what do I do?”
Or perhaps you’re looking for ‘used car parts from a breakers yard near me’ or ‘scrap metal near me’, yard even, we deal in all things scrap. Call us to find out because we are your nearest scrap yard, no matter where you’re based.
We are the nation’s local scrap yards serving the UK, we are local scrap dealers to you. Whether that’s Scotland scrap car dealers , Sheffield scrap car dealers , Scunthorpe scrap car dealers, or Somerset scrap car dealers.
Contact The Scrappers and get the most generous pay out for your scrap car with free vehicle collection and taken to a reputable car scrap yard which is WAMITAB accredited meaning we have been approved by the Waste Management Industry Training Advisory Board and that we have a certificate of technical competency – deeming us one of the safest salvage yard sites in the country.
We may be a scrap yard in Bolton – but we are here to serve the nation.
Call (01204) 388488 or reach us online.